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Ciel
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Posted: 18-Jun-2012 at 12:29am |
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Where's Tag, the guy whose mutant power was to make people run away? |
Tag's powers would be a godsend for the X-Men these days. It wasn't just "running away" but psionically compelling an individual or whole groups of people to move toward or away from something. Used to effect, you can control the enemy's movements to shuffle them into position to be taken out with minimal effort and injury. Tag would actually be on any tactician's dream team. Tag's larger problem is that he was normal, reasonably smart for his age, not a jerk, not manipulative, no psychological problems, no ridiculous teen uberdrama... basically, he was a regular teenage boy with no glaring personality flaws. But being a regular teenage boy with no glaring personality flaws, in the X-Men, means that you have to die.
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Any Worst X-Men list without Stacy X is automatically disqualified isn't it? |
I agree that her behavior was at times over the top cheesecake, but you have to admit that there really was no "sexually liberated" X-woman before or since Storm until they happened upon Stacy X. She had useful powers (controlling the hormones in people's bodies -- Emma Frost makes use of this tactic as well, it's just that she also has general telepathy and diamond invulnerability so nobody thinks much about it) and indeed she was one of the few mutants out there who used her powers to make a living without having to be on a superteam first. There was no real gray area there -- she was completely legal and above board until some people burned down her place of employment, and only then did she end up under the X-roof. In the sense that Stacy X represented more of the actual reality of mutants living on the ground (do what you have to do to get by, mostly just leaves people alone) she was more true to mutanthood than the elitist X-Men could have ever hoped to be. Maybe not the best execution of the character, but she had her merits.
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Posted: 18-Jun-2012 at 12:40am |
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Any Worst X-Men list without Stacy X is automatically disqualified isn't it? | I agree that her behavior was at times over the top cheesecake, but you have to admit that there really was no "sexually liberated" X-woman before or since Storm until they happened upon Stacy X. She had useful powers (controlling the hormones in people's bodies -- Emma Frost makes use of this tactic as well, it's just that she also has general telepathy and diamond invulnerability so nobody thinks much about it) and indeed she was one of the few mutants out there who used her powers to make a living without having to be on a superteam first. There was no real gray area there -- she was completely legal and above board until some people burned down her place of employment, and only then did she end up under the X-roof.In the sense that Stacy X represented more of the actual reality of mutants living on the ground (do what you have to do to get by, mostly just leaves people alone) she was more true to mutanthood than the elitist X-Men could have ever hoped to be.Maybe not the best execution of the character, but she had her merits.
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Fair enough. I actually didn't mind her so much. I just thought she was pretty universally reviled by the fandom as part of that Casey/Austen era than nobody liked.
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Posted: 18-Jun-2012 at 12:56am |
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You know i never thought about how...muted Callisto was.
So why do you thinl Claremont fancied her? I mean he has used her quite a bit for a c-lister, yet she's never been Silver Sable, Colleen Wing, Iron Fist, Cat or Shanna the She-Devil bad-ass... |
He created her, right? I have to think that has a lot to do with it.
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Posted: 18-Jun-2012 at 1:18am |
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I liked Joseph more than Magneto until he turned out to be a clone.
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Posted: 18-Jun-2012 at 1:47am |
This is a pretty good list, but like someone said earlier, it's more of a "which mutant powers would I not want to have relative to all the others" list. Has anyone seen Cracked.com's list? It's hilarious, and well-researched. There is a lot of overlap between the two lists, unsurprisingly.
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Posted: 18-Jun-2012 at 1:56am |
10. Cypher - Agreed - His powers are dumb and need to be stretched to really be applicable on a superhero team. While I disagree on how large the emphasis is on how cool a superpower is, no one really comes to his defense saying Cypher had a great personality.
9. Callisto - Disagreed (sorta) - The tentacle arms are dumb, but she had them only briefly (albeit during a time where her personality, too, had evolved into something really strange), but she was a great figurehead for the Morlocks, despite frequently being depicted as a model with an eye-patch and some dirt.
8. Joseph - Agreed - Clones are lame and the writers didn't make a good case for his existence.
7. Skin - Disagreed - Even Newsarama said he had a great personality, not sure how his powers alone land him on this list.
6. Shatterstar - Agreed - All the hot, gay make-out sessions (and fun one-liners) can't ignore his horrible history as an incredibly tacky character.
5. Beast - Agreed - Apart from Morrison's run and his appearances in the 90's cartoon, I couldn't really get into Beast and his technobabble. However, I LOVED him in New X-Men with his witty rapport with Emma and old friends bond with Jean.
4. Marrow - Disagreed - Amazing, grotesque creature. I like how she (at least initially) wasn't the typical sexy X-Woman (in a world where its common for a leading man to be a freak and still be charming) and how her tough past bridged the world of the Morlocks (and even Magneto's ideologies) with the X-Men.
3. Maggott - Agreed - The powers were before his time--and Joe Kelly wrote him an amazing origin issue--but his chemistry with the team just didn't work and he was impossible to understand.
2. X-Man - Agreed - This character is all about the powers and his powers are a dime a dozen.
1. X-Treme - Agreed
Missed candidates: Psylocke - tokenist, racist caricature with 90s sexploitation Mimic - recurring obnoxious stepchild of the X-Men Forge - worst power ever/Storm's liferuiner X-23 - melodramatic mess with 00's sexploitation Wraith - useless and random without any of the fun Wiz Kid - horrible power with perhaps the most obnoxious personality to ever grace the X-Books (I read X-Terminators, ya'll, he was a brat)
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Posted: 18-Jun-2012 at 2:21am |
Originally posted by Ciel
Originally posted by Gremlin
Where's Tag, the guy whose mutant power was to make people run away? |
Tag's powers would be a godsend for the X-Men these days. It wasn't just "running away" but psionically compelling an individual or whole groups of people to move toward or away from something. Used to effect, you can control the enemy's movements to shuffle them into position to be taken out with minimal effort and injury. Tag would actually be on any tactician's dream team. |
I'm with Ciel on this. Tag's power were actually some of the most interesting of the student body. Yes, they required a bit of tactical thinking behind it but were far from being lame. Just read the Hellion mini and the House of M arc of Academy X. He kept his team from being arrested at gun point, was actually a nuising that had to be taken out first by Palladin and Diamondback (Mercury, Rockslide and Wither with their "kickass powers" were non-threaths) and single handedly defeated the big bad in House of M by making the master manipulator Sean Garrison kill himself. We were just starting to see what he could do with his powers as well. He could tag objects and people so potentially he could be a great tracker. His powers could have easily developed into other types of mental commands (he was already starting to diversify before he was depowered/killed). I think Weir and DeFilippis did a great job in creating characters whose powers went a little further away from the slash/smash/shoot type of mutants. There was a great diversity between back then. For me, one of the biggest problems with the "no more mutants" is that a lot of characters with the most "unique" powers disappeared. We were mostly left with the "easy" to get powers. It's like someone decided fans were too stupid to understand anything that strayed to far from the normal type of telepathy, energy shooting, strength/invulnerability, agility/senses or teleportation powers. These are mutants. They should have all kinds of powers. Some of them might not have straight forward applications in combat (which doesn't mean they can't be used) but that doesn't make them lame or uninteresting. I would much rather read about powers like Tag's, Prodigy's, Cypher's, etc than another strong guy or feral character. Don't we have enough of those?
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Posted: 18-Jun-2012 at 2:30am |
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I never saw much problem discussed eith Tag's power. Up until his resurrction ive seen constant dissing of Cypher though. Thats not some new thing that someone decided fans werent smart enough.
Okay now that the argument that powers shouldnt dictate "coolness" has been legitimately hammered out, then who would you place as the worst x-men?
I think X-Treme fits even with an awesome power...
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Posted: 18-Jun-2012 at 3:04am |
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Longneck. Forearm. They were "X-Men" for even less time than Paulie Provenzano and their powers are even worse than their on-the-nose codenames.
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Posted: 18-Jun-2012 at 3:11am |
X-Treme wasn't really an X-men, but he might fit. I didn't read that many stories with him but, from what I read, his major problem was that he was a tease character (third Summers brother) who didn't really have much going for him and that storyline never got anywhere because the idea was dropped. There was literally no point to him other that look "x-treme".  Anyway, what qualifies for "worst X-men"? Powers? Concept? Looks? Personality? I'd say Kylun would be one of the worst X-characters. He's bad on all 4. A thundercat who had the mutant ability to be sound recorder. Someone who was kidnapped as a child and became a fearless warrior and married a princess, only to go back to living with his parents and complain they make him do his laundry and clean his room. Seriously WTF?  Also Birdbrain. What were the writers smoking? And to think he actually came back in a recent story .
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Posted: 18-Jun-2012 at 3:14am |
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Joseph wasn't a bad character per se, but he could never become his own character. He was supposed to be a Proteus clone. Proteus is mcuh more fun as a sadistic bastard, so his new personality wouldn't have stayed & the extra magnetism would've made him way too powerful. Just making him a Magneto clone was lazy. It was a superficial way to add some friction between Gambit & Rogue. Rogue dating him because he was young & amnesiac with forcefield powers seemed like an ethical timebomb waiting to blow. If it was a superhero dating a de-aged amnesiac supervillianess, you'd never hear the end of how skeevy that hero was. It would've been more interesting if he was a character to earn Rogue's interest instead of coasting on her affection for Magneto. Joseph felt redundant because not only had Magneto been heroic in the past, but Polaris already existed. In summation, I would've preferred to read a Rogue/Polaris slashfic. Havok & Polaris were broken up when Joseph was introduced, so Roglaris could've worked out timingwise.
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Posted: 18-Jun-2012 at 3:31am |
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The Kylun and Longneck arguments are pretty tough to beat...
Although i dont see her as the worst, the argument against Callisto really makes me look at her very differently.
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Posted: 18-Jun-2012 at 3:43am |
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Some of these characters weren't "X-Men" per se. If we are expanding the list to the known X-Men universe there are tons of stupid villains and throwaway characters I can think of. For example, most of the Savage Land Mutates. Amphibius anyone?
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Posted: 18-Jun-2012 at 4:04am |
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Amphibius best moments came in the X-Men cartoon...
Kylun was a member of Excalibur, a peripheral X-team. Long-neck...I don't remember, he just sounded dumb by his name alone.
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Posted: 18-Jun-2012 at 4:29am |
Is it possible you could interpret "Worst X-Men" as characters that sucked as X-Men but were okay characters otherwise? For instance Sabertooth may be a cool character but he was a lousy X-Man, since he was only ever there by force, and didn't do much or tried to kill team members.
Regardless the list I make would probably include Omega Sentinel and Doop. Doop is weird and all which I suppose makes him appealing to some but meh. I get it I guess, but he never did much for me. I find Omega Sentinel somewhat interesting but to me she's just another cyborg, although I'd take her over Danger.
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Posted: 18-Jun-2012 at 5:58am |
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That I think is the big issue with this list and us coming up with our own. The what constitutes Worst question. Worst powers? Worst background? Worst personality? Did the worst thing to the team? Worst character concept? Cause this Newarama list seems more like a mix of powers they don't like and concepts rather than what I would think of when someone says "Worst X-Men". It makes me think worst as in the person that was just a terrible teammate that was a detriment to the team and they would have been better off without them.
Cause I don't think any of those they listed, those that were even on the X-Men, were ever teammates that just were a cause of failure for the team or something.
Like Anti-Limbo said about Sabes, I'd consider my list of Worst X-Men to be those like Sabretooth that just were terrible choices for X-Men as they betrayed and ruined the team and such. So like Mystique, and Sabretooth, and Xorn and the like.
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Posted: 18-Jun-2012 at 6:04am |
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Madelyne Pryor is another.
And also, what about Gateway? His "enigma wrapped in a loincloth" bit is old.
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Posted: 18-Jun-2012 at 6:40am |
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I think Kylun could be an interesting character. He's a total wish fulfillment character of growing up to be a badass Thundercat juxtaposed with mundane family life. He hardly lived with his parents before being abducted so he neverrealized that his dream of being reunited with them would be such a buzzkill. He's living with them by choicerather than necessity so it'd be unique to have a Marvel character whose family wasn't evil. Even though he's a great warrior in another dimension, he's got no skills for living in the regular world. Because of time travel shennanigans, he probably can't even get a learner's permit or part time job. Despite everything he's been through, Kylun still has a cheery naive outlook. He could be Marvel's SHAZAM! He doesn't fit in with the other X-teams, which would be a plus for establishing him as an independent character rather than an extra at Utopia or JGS. Marvel just needs to embrace hisi nherent goofiness & Kylun could headline a comedic yet heartfelt mini-series.
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Posted: 18-Jun-2012 at 7:29am |
Originally posted by sixhoursoflucy
This is a pretty good list, but like someone said earlier, it's more of a "which mutant powers would I not want to have relative to all the others" list.
Has anyone seen Cracked.com's list? It's hilarious, and well-researched. There is a lot of overlap between the two lists, unsurprisingly.
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This list is much better. Also, I loved the sleaziness to Stacy X. Uncanny X-Men #408 (0r maybe it was #407) was a great solo Stacy story, IMO. I'd be all for a Stacy X comeback. Edit: I'm also glad somebody shares my Jubilee hatred.
Edited by cloneX - 18-Jun-2012 at 7:30am
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Posted: 18-Jun-2012 at 10:26am |
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Was Sabretooth ever a real team member at any point?
As I recall he was once held in the basement because Professor X wanted to try "curing" him.
Another time he was shackled with a remote controlled bomb (or sth) and forced to help Rogue's team for some missions.
I wouldn't count any of those two occasions as him being on the team. But maybe there were some others I missed?
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Posted: 18-Jun-2012 at 11:39am |
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For Sabertooth, Phalanx Covenant?
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Posted: 18-Jun-2012 at 11:40am |
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Vertigo is pretty craptastic too. "I'M A DIZZY MAKING MURDERESS!!!!". Also, she looks like the bastard offspring of Polaris and the seventies. The whole damn decade.
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Posted: 18-Jun-2012 at 11:41am |
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More of an involuntary team-up I'd say. (The enemy of my enemy etc.) As this started he was a prisoner, right? And didn't he also go away on his own after the most critical part was done with?
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Posted: 18-Jun-2012 at 1:10pm |
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Madelyne Pryor is another.
And also, what about Gateway? His "enigma wrapped in a loincloth" bit is old. |
DON'T BE MEAN TO MY MADDIE! That harlot Jean stole her husband and baby and whole damn identity. It's not her fault she's a clone, she was born that way. I  Madelyne I also thought this was going to be the worst X-Men as in those who weren't good for the team. In which case I have to go with: 10. Angel 9. Juggernaut 8. Magneto 7. Sunfire 6. Xorn 5. Sabretooth 4. Lady Mastermind 3. Vulcan 2. Mystique 1. Bishop
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Posted: 18-Jun-2012 at 2:05pm |
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No, I love Madelyne. I meant more as "Worst X-Men" being someone who totally tried to kill all of them, and with her the rest of reality.
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