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10th December 2002

SAGE
There once was a woman named Tessa,
Who was quite unimportant, confess-a,
But they were writing one day,
And they made up a way
To retcon her into the mess-a

DARKSTAR
There once was a girl they called Darkstar,
With whom Iceman never could get far,
She joined the X-Corps,
To be on-panel more,
But then she got shot in a train car!

UNUS
There once was a man dressed in red,
Who made a force-field 'round his head,
In Genosha one day,
He was found by Jean Grey
But we all thought Unus was dead!

X-CORPORATION MUMBAI
There once was a girl named Maria,
Who went on a short killing spree-a,
But it seems in Mumbai,
They let bygones be by,
And Feral and Thornn were friendly-a.

FANTOMEX
The soldier called Fantomex,
Had a history that made one perplexed,
He murdered Darkstar
Somehow teleports far
And the writers are gaining my vex

BLINK
A little fan favorite named Blink,
Whose skin was an odd shade of pink,
Died in six-sixteen (616),
Sewed a dress of bright green,
She's the Exiles' AoA link.

PSYLOCKE
A chick who was British then Asian,
Was killed without much provocation,
Joe Quesada says "No",
And he brings down the show
On Betsy's grand reincarnation.

POLARIS
A mutant who's sometimes a baddie,
And whose boyfriend was in love with Maddie,
Thought Mags was her pop,
But that theory was dropped,
Though now she's been calling him "Daddy" ?

CASSANDRA NOVA
The being they call mummumdrai,
Tries to kill you before you can cry,
She can fight in the womb,
Make your insides go boom,
Cassandra just wants you to die!

EMMA FROST
A meddlesome woman named Frost,
Was the Hellfire white queendom boss,
Had a coma and then,
She joined with the X-Men,
To wear a suit as thick as dental floss